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Angry Old Woman
£1,949.00THE ANGRY ELDERSShe’s been kicked out of the local gym for selling knitted blankets, the local library is shut (again) and a dog pooped on her lawn for the 3rd time that day. And this is her face before these three things happened to her.
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Angry Old Man
£1,948.00THE ANGRY ELDERSIt’s undeniably clear why this old man is so angry and miserable all the time – prices are rising and his income is dropping. And he’s getting more socially invisible each day.
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Elderwood
£79.00WOODMENThe most respected and knowledgable of all Woodmen, he will provide tremendous knowledge to all that dare to ask. He is rarely asked.
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Screw Loose
£179.00BULB BROTHERSScrew Loose is the unhinged Bulb Brother, constantly laughing almost to the point of insanity.
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Radia-Ton
£99.00A late 50s superhero character that ‘Withstands every blast and fallout!’ – Traces of lead in the paint of first edition action figures of Radia-Ton caused the entire product line to be shut down after severe safety concerns and side-effects that ironically were similar to radiation poisoning.
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Shriek
£19.00He’s a bit of an overweight ogre, his eyesight is failing but he’s got a heart of gold.
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Displeased Pensioner
£66.00A plasticine model of an unhappy pensioner – he’s that miserable that his glasses have congealed as part of his face – he’s not happy about that either.
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Screw Up
£249.00BULB BROTHERSScrew Up is a special lightbulb with two fittings. The problem is, he’s a bit of burnout, gets hot and flustered easily and uses too much energy compared to newer models. But you just can’t beat the old ones…
Screw Up is a likeable Bulb Brother who loves to win the day.
